Do you have a funny joke you wanna share?
Here’s a joke……
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He orders his drink and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Marine joke.
The bartender says well I am a former Marine, the 2 guys at the door are former Marines, the 2 guys shooting pool are former Marines and the guy at the far end of the bar is a former Marine. Do you wanna tell that joke now?
The man says no cuz I don’t want to have to tell it 6 times
That’s pretty funny, I have a good one:
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, “That’s a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?”
So the man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety. Saved my life.”
The bartender says. “Well, that’s great. But why does he have a wooden leg?”
The man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized. This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life.”
The bartender says, “That’s really terrific, but why the wooden leg?”
The man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life.”
And finally the bartender says,”Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?”
The man says, “When you have a pig this special you can’t eat all of it at once.”
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